i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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