Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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