These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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