when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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