I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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