Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We had sex on a dog bed..
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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