Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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