As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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