I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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