summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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