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I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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