billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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