What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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