ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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