Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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