Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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