If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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