escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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