do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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