no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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