All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Randomize