it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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