That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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