It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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