Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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