we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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