If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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