Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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