So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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