wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
my sisters under your porch take her home
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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