talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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