he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Randomize
