if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Randomize
