no. you can't hotbox the world.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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