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• (208): View more from Idaho

  bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend

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• (253): View more from Washington

  oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.

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  I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it

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  nevermind its newpaper

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• (310): View more from California

  Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex

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• (863): View more from Florida

  And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch

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