Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
