i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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