This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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