I'm drive I can fine osifer
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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