I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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