I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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