P.S. I can't hear my feet
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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