even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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