I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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