And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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