Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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