do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Still dying that you shit outside
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
