Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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