I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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