and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
This is the prime rib incident all over again
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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