Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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