so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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