Your tits are I can't wait for
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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