She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
The struggles of a small town man whore
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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