You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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